Pierson-isms

So Pierson often says things that just CRACK US UP!  When I was little and said those silly things my parents called them "Megan-isms" so I started calling Pierson's silly mix-ups Pierson-isms.  I try to keep a list of his Pierson-isms in my phone so I won't forget... I know there are many more that I have forgotten to put in my phone... but here is the list I have right now.  Enjoy!

*He used to called his screw driver a "Stew Bobble"

*He called the TV remote the "mower" for some reason... he definitely knew what a lawn mower was, but he still called the remote the mower, too.

*He STILL calls the doorbell the "whore bell!"  (one of my favorites... just makes me laugh every time)

*He calls macaroni and cheese "Macky Roni"

*When I found out I was pregnant this time we would tell Pierson that I had a baby in my belly and he started telling us HE had a baby in his belly, too.  He lifts up his shirt and shows us his tummy as he says "My baby in my belly"

*I gave Pierson fruit loops for the first time about a month ago and he called them "hoop loops"

*Pierson's allergies got really bad in May and one day he sneezed a bunch of times throughout the day and I kept telling him God Bless You afterwards.  He's very good at saying it to others when they sneeze too.  Well on this day he sneezed and needed a kleenex and came up to me and said "Mommy, I bless I bless, I need a kleenex"  

*Pierson fell off the teeter-totter at school and hit his head.  When I asked him about it he told me he fell off the "turdy totter"

*I was bugging Pierson one day and he looked at me and said "Walk Away Mommy!" very sternly!  Apparently that's what they taught them at school to say to their classmates when they're bothering one another... better than bitting or hitting... they just sternly tell them to "walk away!"

*Drew was driving with Pierson in the car and only had one hand on the steering wheel and Pierson demanded "Daddy, use both hands!" (we're not sure where he learned that... and I drive with 1 hand often but he never tells me... maybe he can just see better in Drew's big truck)

*Pierson and I make eachother laugh when I'm getting him ready in the mornings or ready for bed and I often tell him that he's sooooo funny.  The other day he was laughing at me and I said "We are soooo funny" and he kept repeating it back to me.  It's kind of stuck and we say it a lot.  Well Drew was taking him to school the other day and Pierson said "We are soooo funny" and Drew said "You're right, we are so funny"... to which Pierson said "No, Daddy! Me and mommy are funny! You are silly!"  Drew called me and couldn't quit laughing!  So now our joke is that Pierson and I are the funny ones and Drew is "just" silly!

*Pierson was sitting on his potty chair and he took off his shorts.  He started to put his shorts back on and they got stuck on his pinky toe and he kept pulling and looked at me and said "Oh that little piggy!"

I'll post more occasionally as I'm sure he'll have MANY more mix-ups!